Dice Bag Blues
from Greatest Crits 2nd Edition by Mikey Mason
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I got the levels & the stats, I got the hirelings & the maps
got the weapons & the armor too.
I got a ten foot pole in my portable hole
And new spellwrought tattoo
I should be having the time of my life, but I can’t seem to roll a crit all night.
I got the plot hooks & the potions charming all the NPCs
got a lantern that’s everbright
I got the blessings & the scrolls, plus four dagger vs trolls
And the flavor text just right…
I should be having the time of my life, but I can’t seem to roll a crit all night.
I got a table full of friends, & our party never ends,
Got the Cheetos & the Mountain Dew
We got our figures painted tight, gaming til the morning light
Got a belly full of pizza too
I should be having the time of my life, but I can’t seem to roll a crit all night.
got the weapons & the armor too.
I got a ten foot pole in my portable hole
And new spellwrought tattoo
I should be having the time of my life, but I can’t seem to roll a crit all night.
I got the plot hooks & the potions charming all the NPCs
got a lantern that’s everbright
I got the blessings & the scrolls, plus four dagger vs trolls
And the flavor text just right…
I should be having the time of my life, but I can’t seem to roll a crit all night.
I got a table full of friends, & our party never ends,
Got the Cheetos & the Mountain Dew
We got our figures painted tight, gaming til the morning light
Got a belly full of pizza too
I should be having the time of my life, but I can’t seem to roll a crit all night.
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from Greatest Crits 2nd Edition,
released August 2, 2023
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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana
A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more
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