If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I would go to Xavier's school. (I would go to Xavier's school.)
And if I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd mack on chicks at Xavier's school (Like Rogue and Kitty Pryde and Boom Boom.)
And if I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd get to fly the Blackbird (A supersonic stealth machine)
And if I had a mutant power, I'd save the world...

If I had a mutant power, I'd build a Danger Room in our yard!
If I had a mutant power, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard!
If I had a mutant power, maybe we could put holograms and robots in there... And we could go out in there, and just hang out with, like, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends...
And we'd learn that Firestar is a mutant...
Hey! Iceman's a mutie, too!
Yeah, we knew that, because he was in the original X-Men, ya know...
Well, duh!

If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd be covered in blue fur (But not in real blue fur, that's cruel...)
If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd have an exotic pet (Like a dragon... Named Lockheed.)
If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd get to look at Logan's x-rays (Ooh, all them crazy adamantium bones...)
If I had a mutant power, I'd save the world...

If I had a mutant power, I'd wear a leather uniform!
If I had a mutant power, I'd want Jean Grey to keep me warm!
If I had a mutant power, I'd get an Oscar caliber actress to be in the movie...
And then give her really lame lines?
Of course!
Like, “Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.”
Yeah, but remember how she looked in that half-shirt, though?
Mmmmmmm...

If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd wear yellow spandex (But not real yellow spandex. That's cruel.)
If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I might join the Hellfire Club (With Sebastian Shaw, Emma Frost, and Selene!)
If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
I'd call beast a monkey (Don't you think that he looks like a monkey?)
If I had a mutant power, I'd save the world...

If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
If I had a mutant power (If I had a mutant power)
If I had a mutant power...
I'd be cool.