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She Don't Like Firefly

from Impotent Nerd Rage by Mikey Mason

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She's got a good job, she works hard for the money.
She looks like a model, like a Playboy Bunny.
She likes comic books and video games,
She even plays Warhammer 40K.

But she don't like Firefly.
That's why I had to say goodbye.
No, she don't like Firefly,
So she's gone, gone, gone.

She drinks good beer, she drives a hybrid car,
Shes hotter than her Warcraft avatar.
She's got her own dicebag for role-playing games.
She even wears steampunk lingerie...

But she don't like Firefly.
She didn't even cry when Wash died.
No, she don't like Firefly,
So she's gone, gone, gone.

For our one month anniversary
We spent a weekend naked playing Halo 3.
We had a great time laughing at zombie movies,
Til I pulled out my copy of Serenity.
She got all tense, said, “Do we have to watch this?”
I just said, “Xiao Jie! Hit the bricks!”

'Cause she don't like Firefly.
She didn't even cry when Wash died.
No, she don't like Firefly,
So she's gone, gone, gone.
No she don't like Firefly.
That's why I had to say goodbye.
No, she don't like Firefly,
So she's gone, gone, gone.

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from Impotent Nerd Rage, released August 18, 2011

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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