She said, "Let's make this a clean break
Cause I don't think that I can take
All of your bad jokes anymore
You're sick and twisted to the core
You need something I just can't fake."

She said, "Just take it like a man
'Cause I've had all that I can stand
So pack your bags, you're thirty now
Just dry your tears, don't have a cow
We both knew someday this would end"

She said "Get the hell out or I'll kick your teeth out"
She said "I don't wanna cause a fuss"
And I said "Bitch, you wouldn't talk so tough without your
Walker between us"

And like a cobra, poised to strike
I kicked her walker to the side
I knocked her down onto the floor
Stepped in-between her and the door
Said, "No one leaves til someone dies"

Then I grabbed her walker to finish her off
Cause when you're fighting, there ain't no rules
But she grabbed her cane when I wasn't looking
And she hit me in the family jewels

Down on my knees in shock and pain,
She stood once more and raised her cane
My arm shot out and held it tight
My wrist she then began to bite
Just like a pit bull gone insane

And then we just screamed and fought for hours
'Til we bled and our throats were raw
Until we heard cop cars in front of the trailer
And we decided we should call it a draw

We called a truce and fled the scene
And blocks away in an alley
I pulled her false teeth from my wrist
Apologized for being pissed
And saying things I didn't mean

And I said, "I'm sorry mom" and "I love you mom"
And she gave a motherly embrace
And she said "It's okay son, I understand
But you're still getting your own place"
And then she punched me in the face.