When you can't be bothered by the little things like life and love
or numbers and the truth thereof, or whether there's a god above,
Just call on me and I'll believe.

When you can't be bothered by the little things like clarity,
or faith and hope and charity, just know that you can call on me
And I'll believe. Yes, I'll believe.

I will believe for you those things you need me to.
Just let me know the whens and wheres. Don't need the why, I'll still be there,
it's true (it's what I'm programmed to do)
And I'll believe for you.

When you can't be bothered if the color of the mountain's pink
or lab mice in the kitchen sink all skating like a roller rink,
Just call on me and I'll believe.

When you can't be bothered by the horse that's underneath of us,
Which clouds or trees or rocks to trust, or elephant asparagus,
Just call on me and I'll believe.

I will believe for you those things you need me to.
Just let me know the whens and wheres. Don't need the why, I'll still be there,
it's true (it's what I'm programmed to do)
And I'll believe

That good is bad, that war is peace,
That the moon is made out of green cheese,
That God needs you to send moneys
To a certain box number so he'll be pleased.
And I'll believe that the number three
Could be forty three, or it could even be
Five hundred ninety-eight thousand, seven hundred and three.
Just call on me and I'll believe in anything and everything and...

I will believe for you those things you need me to.
Just let me know the whens and wheres. Don't need the why, Don't even care (Not programmed to)
And I'll believe for you.

I will believe for you those things you need me to.
Just let me know the whens and wheres. Don't need the why, I'll still be there,
it's true (it's what I'm programmed to do)
And I'll believe for you.