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Grandma's Got A Girlfriend

from Dangerous Gifts by Mikey Mason

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My grandpa's in the ground, my grandma put him down...
She caught him messin' around with younger women, you know.
She didn't even think twice, just got him in her sights.
The funeral was nice. Too bad he had to go

Messin' round with those younger girls.
But Grandma doesn't care; she's on top of the world...
Grandma's got a girlfriend now.
Grandma's got a girlfriend. My grandma's got a girlfriend.

My grandma's done with men, she won't look back again.
She made a brand new friend; they get along just fine.
Met at a rally in May, moved in the very next day.
They watch the LPGA, they both like women and wine.

Heard Katy Perry singing "I Kissed A Girl,"
Grandma thought about it, said she'd give it a whirl.
Grandma's got a girlfriend now.
Grandma's got a girlfriend. My grandma's got a girlfriend.

Gram says girls are where it's at,
and now she's votin' Democrat.
She dropped out of the NRA,
Now she DJ's at a rave.
Grandma's got a girlfriend. My grandma's got a girlfriend.

She's wearing tube socks with Birkenstocks,
Got a brand new rainbow tattoo,
And matching motor wheelchairs
For her and her Boo,
She had a handicap ramp put on her closet just so she could come out!

Grandma's got a girlfriend, now...

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from Dangerous Gifts, released October 31, 2013

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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