Tonight… It’s gonna happen tonight…
I’ve waited all of my life for this moment to arrive.
I’m here… I’ve suffered all of the jeers…
The halloween sky is clear… I’ve never felt so alive.

You can have your trick or treating
Keep your candy, you’ll be eating
Crow tomorrow anyway

So go… I think you already know…
You’re gonna reap what you sow… You think this all is just some story but…
At last… All of October has passed…
And here in the pumpkin patch I’ll be waiting on his Glory…

You can keep your masks and candy
I’ll be doing fine and dandy
As one of the anointed on All Hallow’s Day

When the Great Pumpkin comes, I will be the one, who finally gets to laugh at all of you who think I’m crazy.
When the Great Pumpkin comes, shining like the sun, I will choose forgiveness over vengeance, Okay maybe. Maybe not.

It’s here… And I can see it so clear…
This pumpkin patch is sincere, and sincerely here I wait
Each Halloween… Waiting just to be seen…
Just like I am in my dreams, chosen by his orange greatness…

While you’re at your parties dancing,
Trick or treating, or romancing,
I’ll be waiting chastely, prostrate in my fear…

When the Great Pumpkin comes, I will be the one, who finally gets to laugh at all of you who think I’m crazy.
When the Great Pumpkin comes, shining like the sun, I will choose forgiveness over vengeance, Okay maybe. Maybe not.

Maybe I’ll come riding in with his blazing orange greatness,
And all the infidels will flee or fall beneath our justice!
And I’ll be laughing heartily as all the unbelievers cry,
Linus forgive us! Oh please forgive us.

What’s that? I must’ve taken a nap.
And now my head feels like crap… and out over the horizon is
The sun… November first has begun…
Another Halloween done… with nothing left to show for it…

But just you wait until next year,
I’ll be waiting right back here
And next year he will visit, and next year you will pay!