Inspired by a Facebook post by John King (@notthatjohnking on twitter,) I quickly tweaked what he had written (just a touch) and added music. It became "If Springsteen Wrote My Life (Part I)" and inspired the entire "If Springsteen Wrote My Life"series. He's an old friend and a smart, funny guy.
Stuck at a rest stop, I felt my bowels pop and now
I'm hovering over this seat
Correcting the grammar on the graffiti
It's late and I'm running out of ink
The guy in the next stall smells like he's dying
And sounds like he's not nearly done
And if Springsteen wrote this, it'd sell millions son.
But I'm out of paper and this ain't Born To Run...