Inspired by a Facebook post by John King (@notthatjohnking on twitter,) I quickly tweaked what he had written (just a touch) and added music. It became "If Springsteen Wrote My Life (Part I)" and inspired the entire "If Springsteen Wrote My Life"series. He's an old friend and a smart, funny guy.
I'm in my hotel fresh from the shower
The towel wrapped around me, scratchy and thin
Sounds from the next room, crashes and big booms
A slap, and now the shrieking begins
Either they're porn stars or it's a murder, but I just don't know which one.
And if Springsteen wrote this, it'd sell millions son.
But I just want some quiet and this ain't Born To Run...