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Impotent Nerd Rage

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I correct your spelling online. And your grammar and reasoning.
I reply to your posts with Snopes links all the time,
'Cause you don't bother fact-checking.

I don't know why you never learn. I don't know why I never win.
I should nuke this frakkin' world before the gene pool gets too thin.
You're all just lab rats out there huddled in your cage,
And I shake my fists in impotent nerd rage...

I keep a tally of your faults, just to prove my supremacy.
I validate my life by criticizing yours,
But still you nimrods just can't see...

I don't know why you never learn. I don't know why I never win.
I should just nuke this frakkin' world before the gene pool gets too thin.
You're all just lab rats out there huddled in your cage,
And I shake my fists in impotent nerd rage...

And every crap movie that you flock to in droves,
All the music that youlike and books you read (CRAP!)
A million glaring faults that papercut my mind.
Not intellectual enough for me.

I critique how you talk and think. Even how you walk, sleep, eat and breathe.
I shake my angry fists in impotent nerd rage,
'Cause you won't accept my sovereignty...

I don't know why you never learn. I don't know why I never win.
I should just nuke this frakkin' world before the gene pool gets too thin.
'Cause you're all just lab rats out there huddled in your cage,
And I shake my fist in impotent nerd rage...
I shake my fists in impotent nerd rage.

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from Impotent Nerd Rage, released August 18, 2011

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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