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John McClane Is Coming (To Town)

from Driven by Mikey Mason

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So many people feel Die Hard is a Christmas movie (and I do love the movie so much.) that I got off my high horse and did this.

Special thanks to my Patreon supporters (especially Robin Abess, Phil Hammer, Jeremy Jackson, and James Doster) for helping make sure this song got written and recorded.

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You better not steal, you better not lie,
and don’t take a hostage I’m telling you why:
John McLane is coming to town

He hopped on a plane, came out to the coast
Had some laughs made some fists with his toes.
John McClane is coming to town.

He’s mad because his ex wife wife won’t take him back you know
He’s in the ventilation, now he’s got a machine gun, ho ho ho

You better not rob, you better not lie,
You better not shoot or, Or you’re gonna die!
John McLane is coming to town

And whether you’re a robber or terrorist, he’ll know
In Nakatomi plaza, now he’s got a machine gun ho ho ho

You better not steal, you better not lie,
and don’t take a hostage I’m telling you why:
John McClane is coming to town.

John McClane is coming
Yippee ki yi yay, motherfucker…
John McClane is coming to town.

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from Driven, released March 30, 2018

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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