It was third grade, sometime on a Thursday
First time that you laughed at me, remember vividly
It was recess, playground by the swingsets,
Everyone was watching us, I remember cause
I'd just got glasses that day, and I was so scared,
You pointed and called me four-eyes
And made me cry.
It was sixth grade, evening of a Wednesday,
With your friends at the mall, I was walking down the hall,
Minding my own business, ignoring all your vicious
evil little dirty looks, reading my new comic books
I guess my happiness provoked you cause
You pushed me in the fountain ruining all my books.
Someday, I am gonna own your ass,
Someday, I will have the final laugh,
Someday I'll get payback for the things you put me through
Cause I remember everything and someday
You'll remember, too.
We were college roommates, I was on a first date
Brought her back to our place, thinking I could suck her face,
We were heavy petting, she wanted a cold drink,
I went in to get her one, I came back and she was gone,
Your door was closed, tie on the doorknob, too.
I watched Star Trek to the soundtrack of her doing you...
Someday you'll cry for me, bent in your misery,
I know it's evil and it probably sounds absurd,
But I'll be your boss, you see, I'll own the company,
Karma might be a bitch, but I'm a fucking nerd!
credits
from Barbarian Jetpack,
released November 15, 2012
Bass by Jason Tompkins
Guitar solo by Scott Lindell
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