I'm lucky enough to be friends with the MOJO Brothers, purveyors of potent potables since the late 1900's and convention-scene party legends of Springfield, MO.
They have (at least) twelve different drinks, the signature libation being Mojo itself, and all deceptively drinkable and able to make your night interesting faster than you'd imagine. Each libation has it's own special toast, and the toast for Mojo is, "Quick! Before it eats through the cup!"
I did this for them. Merry Christmas to my MOJO family, all of you.
And, if you haven't had the chance to attend a Mojo Party, you're missing out on more than the drinks: the company, the atmosphere, the music, the food! All excellent.
My Christmas wish is that you get that chance (and take it...)