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Unwed Teenage Gothling Mom​-​To​-​Be

from Impotent Nerd Rage by Mikey Mason

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The moment I saw her waddling through the maternity ward doors, wearing her My Chemical Romance t-shirt, with bandages on her arms, and that baby bump, and red and purple hair, I knew the child she carried in her womb could only have been the result of long-term and careful family planning sessions...

She's an unwed, teenage, gothling mom to be.
Baby mama to a daddy that her kid will never see.
She shops at Hot Topic for baby clothes,
She's got a diaper pin stuck through her nose,
She's gonna get that baby a tattoo when it turns three.

Well, of course she's gonna wait for it to be three. To get a two year old a tattoo would be...irresponsible!

She's an emo kid about to be a mom...
She's got razor scars all up and down her arm.
She expresses her individuality
By dressing like every other goth kid she sees,
And that sense of entitlement's just part of her charm.

She said, “Mom and Dad can't tell me what I should do.”
But now they're holding her hand in the delivery room.
She fought so long, so hard (so long, so hard!)
To live free and wild,
Now she's living in their basement so they can raise her child.

She said, “Mom and Dad can't tell me what I should do.”
And now they're holding her hand in the delivery room.
She fought so long, so hard (so long, so hard!)
To live free and wild,
Now she's living in their basement so they can raise her child.

She's an unwed, teenaged, gothling, emo, angst-ridden, nose-pierced, tattooed mom-to-be.

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from Impotent Nerd Rage, released August 18, 2011

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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