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Waste 'Em With My Crossbow

from dodecahedron by Mikey Mason

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I've been told this will be the theme song to the Knights Of The Dinner Table live action series (anticipated release date August 2015.) I'm just not able to sit on good stuff that long. This was recorded in February, and it's been killing me not to release it.

I *love* KODT. I used to read them aloud to my wife on long car rides. I had special voices for each character, and I *still* remember them.

For more details about the KODT live action series (and other awesome goodies) visit d20entertainment.com

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Same old song, night after night and there's nothing near it.
Wait so long, the music the dice make, I love to hear it.

Whether it's a dwarf with a sucking chest wound,
Or Return to the Temple of Horrendous Doom,
Or a swack iron dragon, we just bust in the room and...
Hoody Frickin' Hoo!

Fireballs coming online, B.A.
Sara just sighs cause we won't parley,
I grab my trusty Hackmaster +12 and hear Bob say...
"I waste 'em with my crossbow!"

Time moves slow. I drag through the work week to get to tonight and
Here we go. My sheet's on the table, I'm ready to fight and,

Whether we're running from the Doomsday Pack,
Or in Muncie's steam tunnels, braving the black,
Or another Bag War 'cause Barringer's back, it's...
Hoody Frickin' Hoo!

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from dodecahedron, released July 14, 2014

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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