Henry Cavill

from Widdershins by Mikey Mason

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During the online TsunamiCon, Clearly Guilty joked about writing a song called "Licking Henry Cavill." At least I hope they were joking. Because I wrote it. While they were performing. I hope I wasn't being a jerk when I wrote this, but it was just SO MUCH FUN.

And I hope they'll record a version of it with me.

These songs and this album (not to mention my career) simply would not be possible without supporters and patrons like Robin Abess, Randy Brown, Jon Haight, Les Howard, Brian Jackey, Jeremy Jackson & Jennifer Lewis, Michael Khandelwal, Josh Logan, Scot Mealy, Ame Morris, Amy Stuart, Scott & Melanie Wienhusen, John R. Woollard, and @oopswrongcookie. I am eternally grateful to them, and to all my supporters.

lyrics

Found a genie bottle, she said I have one wish for you
And asked me bout the things I wanna see or wanna do.
I could be super wealthy or have magic powers too,
But that genie, she just winked at me cause she already knew

And now I’m licking Henry Cavill You think I’m joking but it’s real…
I’m licking the man from UNCLE, and Sherlock Holmes & the man of Steel
I’m licking Geralt of Rivia, & Charles Brandon from the Tudors, too
I’m licking Henry Cavill, there’s nothing I would rather do…
It’s true… I’m licking Henry Cavill with you.

We’ll lick him like an ice cream, from the bottom to the top.
Our mouths would be all cut up if he was a freezer pop
Lick him like an envelope or 9 volt battery
Lick him like my fingers after eating KFC

Lick him like the pasta sauce that’s left upon my plate
Lick him like a tootsie pop or like a candy cane
Lick him like some peanut butter dipped on to a spoon
Lick him like Miley Cyrus licked that sledgehammer, too…

And now I’m licking Henry Cavill, it's all my fantasies made real…
I’m licking the man from UNCLE, and Sherlock Holmes & the man of Steel
I’m licking Geralt of Rivia, & Charles Brandon from the Tudors, too
I’m licking Henry Cavill, there’s nothing I would rather do…
It’s true… I’m licking Henry Cavill with you.

Lick him like the filling of an Oreo cookie
Lick him like my cat licks every part of their body…
Lick him like a flag pole in the winter, so I’m stuck…
Lick him like a psychedelic toad, don’t give a f*ck, just so I’m
Licking Henry Cavill

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from Widdershins, released February 18, 2022

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Mikey Mason Indianapolis, Indiana

A nationally touring performer with hits like She Don’t Like Firefly, Best Game Ever, and Opposite of Cool, Mikey Mason is a ball of contagious enthusiasm who makes songs about role-playing games, video games, sci-fi, fantasy, cats, and the general experience of being a geek. He’s been heard on nerdist.com, SyFy, TheFuMP.com, and Dr. Demento, and is a truly must-see event each time he performs. ... more

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