Pumpkin Spicemas

by Mikey Mason

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All of the Pumpkin Spice products mentioned in the song are real (except for those in the last verse... To the best of my knowledge, there are no Pumpkin Spice deodorants, hair dyes, spray tans, gasoline, or V8 engines. Yet.) The rest of the products actually exist and I had to limit my choices severely to keep the song a manageable length. I hope you dig it.

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Winter brings complaining bout the snow
Spring' it's the raining. In the summer we all gripe about the heat...
But when we hear the siren calling
When leaves threaten to start falling then we grab our hoodies and take to the streets!

It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
It's all that's nice-mas
So don't think twice, just
Come celebrate!
It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
All that delights us,
It's paradise, just
come grab a plate!

We've got pumpkin spice lattes and pumpkin spice donuts
And pumpkin spice vodka and there's pumpkin spice beer.
And pumpkin spice Bailey's Irish Pumpkin Spice Cream
And pumpkin spice cat food so your cat can give a cheer

For Pumpkin Spice-mas
It's all that's nice-mas
So don't think twice, just
Come celebrate!
It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
All that delights us,
It's paradise, just
come grab a plate!

There's pumpkin spice Cheerios and pumpkin spice Triscuits
and pumpkin spice m&m's and Skittles, Pringles, too.
There's pumpkin spice cookies, though the British call them biscuits,
from Oreo and Pepperidge Farms and Nestle Toll House, woo!

It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
It's all that's nice-mas
So don't think twice, just
Come celebrate!
It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
All that delights us,
It's paradise, just
come grab a plate!

There are pumpkin spice almonds and marshmallows and linguine
You can wash down with some Welch's sparkling pumpkin spice juice
And there's pumpkin spice bagels, pumpkin spice jello pudding,
And pumpkin spiced roasted salted garbanzo beans- OOOO!

It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
It's all that's nice-mas
So don't think twice, just
Come celebrate!
It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
All that delights us,
It's paradise, just
come grab a plate!

Soon it all becomes so grating, Pumpkin Spicemas celebrating
And the thing's that were elating us, we're staring to berate...
With our pumpkin spice deodorant and spray tans and hair dyes
Pumping pumpkin spice unleaded in our pumpkin spice V8's
So we get all introspective and these products get rejected
Til by spring they are but memories, so distant and so dim.
But in late summer, we'll remember that the fall starts in September,
So in August it will all come back again...

It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
It's all that's nice-mas
So don't think twice, just
Come celebrate!
It's Pumpkin Spice-mas
All that delights us,
It's paradise, just
come grab a plate!

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released October 4, 2016

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